Ever heard a joke that made you literally face palm?
Ever had a friend that just couldn't take the hint that their jokes suck?

This is a collection of situations exactly like that, presented as text message exchanges.

Features:
12 different phone models (with rarity!)
Over 200 horrible, cringe-worthy jokes
Over 100 quippy comebacks from the joke victim
Random values for network signal, battery charge, carrier name, contact name, and current time