“In the vast, multifaceted universe of contemporary art, where every nook and cranny seem to spill forth with innovation, we find this piece — a pleasant reminder that even in this age of creativity and wonder, there's room for the mundane.

This composition, dear art collector, is not flawed. No, it's something more painfully familiar — it's dull. The artist, in what must have been a moment of nostalgia for clichés, has trotted down a path so well-worn that even the most novice art student would likely avoid it. It's a dance we've all seen, like the macabre waltz of a paint-by-numbers set come to life. Like a warm bowl of oatmeal, it offers sustenance without the burden of taste.

Could this be an intentional homage to mediocrity? A cheeky nod to the artistic platitudes we've all come to know and love? Or perhaps not love? If so, the irony is buried so deep beneath layers of predictability, you'd need the Hubble Telescope to find it, and even then, you might just mistake it for a smudge on the lens.

And then, the matter of price — or rather, the absence thereof. One would think "free" might absolve many sins, but in this case, it feels like an overvaluation. Why, one might argue that the mere act of hanging this piece would cost wall space that could be better used for, say, a charming reproduction of dogs playing poker.

That's not to say the work is entirely without merit. Some might find comfort in its familiarity or even a certain charm in its unpretentiousness. Perhaps in a dimly lit corner of a forgotten hallway - it's an echo in a world teeming with voices, a muted belch in the grand opera of contemporary art.

Perhaps the artist intended to challenge our expectations by meeting none of them. If so, I submit my congratulatory nod. The artist's next endeavor may yet surprise and delight us in the future. But as for this piece, it seems destined to linger in obscurity, a footnote in an art history book that no one will read. Even without a price tag, it seems to ask too much of us — namely, our time, our patience, and a suspension of our good taste.

In the end, dear connoisseurs of the sublime and the ridiculous, we are left with an artwork that's as challenging as a jigsaw puzzle with all edge pieces. It's a lesson in how to fill space without filling our souls. It's free, yes, but so is the advice to leave it where you found it. Sometimes, it seems, you truly do get what you pay for — or, in this case, what you don't.”

August 2023. Art by @tendernode. Just keep going.