Once upon a time, there was a programmer named Pedro. He was obsessed with being the best programmer on Github. He spent all his waking hours coding, pushing and pulling requests, and checking his stats.

He became so obsessed that he stopped showering, stopped eating, and stopped socializing. His only friends were his computer and his Github profile.

One day, John woke up to find his Github account had been hacked. All his repos were deleted, his stats were reset, and his followers were gone. He was devastated. He cried for days, but nobody saw his tears because he had no friends.