Secret black figure pottery
written by PetiShaMiaou
Black figure pottery painting is one of the styles of painting on antique Greek vases. It was common between the 7th and 5th centuries BC. It will later be replaced by the red figure pottery style.
The paintings (click on the link in each paragraph to get to the corresponding NFT). I will show you today were found buried on the US east coast. And you will probably ask. What are they doing there if there are authentic ancient Greece painting ? Simple, that because ancient Greek have really advanced technology that allowed them to cross the ocean. Like this one:
But then you will tell me there is no way an helicopter can cross the ocean. But that's just the evidence, at the time, Atlantis was in the middle so the journey was not that long.
This ancient painting represents Eratosthenes of Cyrene, and reveal how he actually figured out the circumference of Earth. But a conspiracy created flat earthers with the goal to hide ancient Greece technology from the public.
This one is a representation of project Talos, a prototype of giant Mecha developed in Crete. The laser eyes on the picture prove the really advance technology that has been hidden from us. The only prototype has been destroyed due to a design flaw involving oil leakage and the discovery of the cube square law by Archimedes definitely canned the project.
It was reported the goddess Hecate was offered the sacrifice of puppies. But it was probably anti-Greek propaganda (accusing your enemies to kill puppies, no seriously, how original). This painting proves that it was in fact an offering of mysterious coins picturing dogs.
A representation of the first Thanksgiving between the ancient Greeks and the Mayans.
Ancient Greece black Friday, Spartans fighting for the first CRT TVs, they were really expensive at the time and any discount triggered a lot of fighting, that's how Spartans became such fierce warriors.
The first war on Christmas, Santa then disappeared for nearly 2000 years.
Ancient winter Olympic games held in honor of Zeus at the ski resort on mount Olympus in 400 BC (they were still on leap year at the time).
Ancient astronauts. As we can see there is an irrefutable evidence of the existence of Atlantis.
This old painting shows the historical figure Heracles fighting the Lernaean Hydra and may prove it was not a myth. Then he used the poisonous blood of the hydra to fight the creatures in his other labors.
The 11th of the collection. Heracles using arrows dipped in the Hydra's poisonous blood to kill the Stymphalian Birds. He previously tamed the Cretan Bull father of the Minotaur using it as a mount. This painting is the evidence that these mythical creatures could have just been actual animals that have existed in ancient times.
Odysseus lost at sea. Took him ten years to come home after the Trojan War. It seems a violent storm with very strong winds took him a little off route. This painting shows him hunting weird deer on a remote island.
Leucippus and Democritus are testing their atomic theory. The development of this new weapon strangely coincides with the end of the Greco Persian wars.
In this one, Odysseus encountered a mysterious alien species coming each year on Earth to hatch their eggs on a remote island for the spring equinox in their bell shaped spaceships.
I don't know why this painting was kept secret, it just represents an everyday scene where a chariot went crashing against a column trying to avoid a pedestrian that appear out of nowhere on the road. I put it here anyway.
Diogenes had an ascetic lifestyle and lived in a recycling bin in the market. We can see him teaching his disciples how to fight global warming. This was a success and we never hear about it for millennia.
Ares, the war god, send a leather belt to the Queen Hippolyte because she was the best warrior of all the Amazons. But for the ninth labor, Eurystheus ordered Heracles to bring him the belt. Heracles knew that the Queen didn't like being interrupted during her favorite TV show and the Amazons will leave the package at the door, he took advantage of the situation to steal it. This tradition has been perpetuated until today by fans of ancient Greece.
Ancient Greece Halloween. We don't really know when trick-or-treating started, but this tradition has been put on hold for millennia after multiple Greek children went missing. It was in fact Circe, she was known as a witch, but was in reality a chemist and geneticist. She put powerful drugs in children candies so she could kidnap them and do genetic experiments. Since then, Halloween is associated with witches.
Socrates reported general complaints about the youth in ancient Greece, but this painting gives us more details. They were spending too much time on their phones and cameras, and the tragic death of Narcissus created a ban on selfie sticks that lasted for millennia.