Riders in the oil 🏄♂️
written by Oleg Abakshonok
It was a typical winter evening in Fxhash discord, when I, reading stories about drop floors falling below the primary price, decided to take this legendary banger of the Russian-speaking Internet and translate it into English, adapting it to the realities of Fxhash.
This joke will now be immortalized in the IPFS⚡
Text version below👇
There is information from a competent person that soon there will be a real growth of the floor. After they stabilize the listings they will come forward to cut out the noodlehands everywhere and form a trade alliance with the holders. The floor will go up and they will hold it, there is nothing the flippers can do. The main thing now is not to complain.
We are required to sit tight when the floor is below the primary price. After it's done, everything will be great. They'll give everybody the same treatment as the zancan holders and everyone will get to ride in the oil. The main thing now is to sit tight and not make a fuss. No outrage, no holding. Just wait it out and everything will be cool, the right people have it all figured out.
Don't forget to ride in the oil periodically, fellas, and you'll be just fine!