The artist formerly known as CULLA (who still goes by that name, so not formerly)(Maybe, formally?)(Todd McCullough) aka Basqunks aka Hypetyrant aka Fomoslave (aka Das Occult (GENXYZ) aka Det Occult 😬) - a notoriously manic creator of a ridiculously large number of PFPs to date (and who REALLY does want to move on at this point). Simply can't leave some things in boxes.

The Forgot My Lambo crew - FML - are excited as fuck to be minted by whoever missed any and all "blue chip" PFP NFT mints. Have you heard about "RED CHIP"? Those who say, "fuck it" to the current mindset that "PFPs are the diarrhea of the 'art' world".

If PFPs are that bad - well, CULLA is pretty anti conformist anyways. Todd McCullough that is. He's poor AF and has nothing to lose at this point. 0.0025 ETH - because - bots... and OPEN EDITION so that, "no harm, no foul".

FIRST 13 GET SOMETHING NICE

The first 13 tokens that get minted have been automatically assigned the feature "first" and this overides any other PRIME feature that might be invoked for the iteration.

The first 13 will be 'first' and have the dreadnought pallete plus horns assigned to the code.

CONTROLS

Key Bindings

There are controls for the token you generate.

Key bindings and areas of the screen assigned to help you navigate the cool, naive, bewildered crypto devilish degen you just minted.

• R - run the animation loop
• P - pause the animation loop
• I - show the features associated with the FML
• X - show the generated art PFP without glitch effects
• B - show the normal base image PFP with glitch effects
• N - show the normal base image PFP without glitch effects
• V - show the Distorted WTF version of the normal base image PFP
• C - show the distorted static cover image that chooses from a random frame of all the above
• S - save the current frame as a png in whichever version selected above
• G - save the gif version of whichever version selected above
• H - save a small json file with the hash of the FML
• 1 - change the frame rate to 4
• 2 - change the frame rate to 8
• 3 - change the frame rate to 12
• 4 - change the frame rate to 16
• 5 - change the frame rate to 2

PRIME NUMBERS USE

Thanks to the revolution inspired by RevDanCatt, Forgot My Lambo makes use of PRIME numbers corresponding to the iteration of your token as well as some random rare rolls.

FML will make use of the same PRIME numbers as the Reverend (you see CULLA ain't no math wiz and while PRIME numbers are pretty simple and straigth forward, CULLA AIN'T NO MATH WIZ).

Keep your eye on where these PRIME numbers fall or are about to come up if you are interested in a certain palette combination.

WHY

Todd McCullough created the FMLs back in April of 2022. Culla wanted to make a BAYC killer. LOL. We know! Right? The gall of this guy!

He is fully aware now that art is not about how good the art is, but ENTIRELY depends on how many social media followers you have.

No WONDER Van Gogh cut off his fucking ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But, we all know what happened next. Russia invade Ukraine and basically fucking ruined everything. (You're an asshole Putin).

So these guys got shelved with the intention of always making a go of it.

"But people FUCKING hate PFPs now!"

No worries. There is nothing to see here if that is your mindset.

It's OE (Open Edition) so no harm and no foul if you and everyone else is not interested.

Culla has a local food bank... he lives in a Socialist state that might take pity on his poor AF ass. But he seems cursed AF at the moment. First the Artist Project in Toronto rejected his submission for the April 2024 show (No hard feelings.... there are though) and then his beat up old van broke down...

LIFE is great! FML

LOVE, TODD

DEC 14, 2023

PS this isn't really meant to make any sense at all.